When you leave the butter out of the fridge... it's still frozen
Your rent is a bigger number than your pay check
Your closet is full of red shirts and khaki pants
You say "drinking fountain" and no one knows what you're talking about
The guy that lives above you has dred locks to his waist and is always watching tv
Several creepy old men ask you to marry them
The crazy lady calls you crazy
People think you're crazy for getting married before having kids
You sit at home in the dark so utility bills won't be too high
Fast food is a treat for a meal because you don't have to make it
You love the snow
After the first day of snow you realize you don't love the snow as much
Your landlord's name is Geatano
When the sun is out and it's still below freezing
After you mop it takes 30 min to dry instead of 5
You go junk hunting on trash days
2 comments:
hahaha I love it! super cute and funny! Love you:)
You are a crack up...and someone else's trash is your treasure :)
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